Think about it…

This is a complete collection of “foreign” quotes feeding the random “Think about it…” sidebar box. Russian expressions can be found in a separate post.

  • “Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.” — Martin Luther King Jr.
  • “Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.” — John F. Kennedy
  • “In heaven all the interesting people are missing.” — Friedrich Nietzsche
  • “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.”
  • “Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start of old habits.”
  • “Do what you love. Love what you do.”
  • “The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.” — George F. Will
  • “How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?”
  • “If it's not broken, don't fix it.”
  • “How do you give a medal to someone who doesn't exist for something that didn't happen?”
  • “Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” — Rick Cook
  • “If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.” — Henny Youngman
  • “Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent.” — Walt Kelly
  • “Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity.” — Alvy Ray Smith
  • “You may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a "realist", he is preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing.” — Sydney Harris
  • “Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.” — Dykstra
  • “No brain, no gain.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.” — Mark Twain (Roughin' it)
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