This is a complete collection of “foreign” quotes feeding the random “Think about it…” sidebar box. Russian expressions can be found in a separate post.
- “You know that old saying, "Strike while the iron is hot?" Well, I think that's a pretty dumb saying, 'cause I'll bet a cold iron will hurt like hell, too.”
- “Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.”
- “One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.”
- “I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.”
- “Some days make you wonder if you've made bad choices in your life. Especially those days when the FBI shows up and digs in your backyard.”
- “Evil enters like a needle and spreads like an oak tree.”
- “Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.”
- “In Africa, some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine-chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression... In America, they call it golf.”
- “Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.”
- “Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them.”
- “'Freedom' is another word for 'nothing left to lose'.”
- “If you save the world too often, it begins to expect it.”
- “Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?”
- “Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.”
- “A big enough hammer can usually fix anything.”
- “The boss is not always right, but he is always the boss!”
- “If you don't know where you're going, any road will bring you there.”
- “If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.”
- “A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.”
- “There must be more to life than having everything.”
- “Young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. Everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit.”
