This is a complete collection of “foreign” quotes feeding the random “Puns’n’slips” sidebar box. Russian expressions can be found in a separate post.
- “What can I do you for?”
- “"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word for "bad hunter".”
- “Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
- “Okay, okay, I'm taking my words back... Unf**k you!”
- “Nobody is perfect. From the Universe's point of view, I am nobody.”
- “Press any key to continue or any other key to exit.”
- “If someone as blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?”
- “Plug'n'play, drag'n'drop, rock'n'roll, ping'n'pong.”
- “Stillbeben.”
- “I'm sorry I wrote such a long letter. I did not have the time to write a short one.”
- “Beauty is only a light switch away.”
- “Yobfriend.”
- “Cover you? Who's going to cover me? Cover me! Cover him! Cover everybody! When is someone gonna cover me for a change?” ("Lethal Weapon 3")
- “You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.” ("Lethal Weapon 3")
- “I'm too old for this ****!” ("Lethal Weapon")
- “I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves.” ("Lethal Weapon")
- “You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!” ("Lethal Weapon")
- “I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.”
- “I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.”
- “When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.”
- “You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!”
