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Think about it…

This is a complete collection of “foreign” quotes feeding the random “Think about it…” sidebar box. Russian expressions can be found in a separate post.

  • “Communism doesn't work, because people like to own stuff.” — Frank Zappa
  • “"Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings...”
  • “If one has got to cross the river like right now, there's no time for building bridges.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “Nobody is in greater need for a vacation than the one who's just had one.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.” — Rex Harrison
  • “Bad is never good until worse happens.” — Danish proverb
  • “You're a man, you've got to solve this. You're a man, you are supposed to be able to do that. You're a man, so take the responsibility... The more I hear this from women, the more often I'm wondering whether they are actually admitting being a lower class of species.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “You will not be punished for your anger; you will be punished by your anger.” — Buddha
  • “For some people, the phrase "I love you" is just a set of words put together in rapidly descending order of importance.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.” — Lao Tzu
  • “Sometimes, in order to spend a whole day lying in bed and doing nothing, one has to go to another place and book a hotel room.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “It takes a long time to grow young.” — Pablo Picasso
  • “There are at least five people in this world who'll always love and support you: Jack Daniels, John Jameson, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam and William Lawson.”
  • “Photography is an invention. Photographing is a gift.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “Don't talk about love. Don't attempt to analyze it. Make it. Live it. Keep it.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “The sole fact that I'm not your type doesn't make you anyhow special.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” — Dr. Seuss
  • “Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”
  • “In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.” — Laurence J. Peter
  • “You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.” — Flip Wilson
  • “Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces.” — Judith Viorst
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