Think about it…

This is a complete collection of “foreign” quotes feeding the random “Think about it…” sidebar box. Russian expressions can be found in a separate post.

  • “Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.” — Jim Bishop
  • “When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.” — Abraham Maslow
  • “In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, read the label instructions on consumer goods.”
  • “It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.” — Franklin P. Jones
  • “At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” — Ann Landers
  • “I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.” — Henny Youngman
  • “Man's biggest mistake is to believe that he's working for someone else.” — Nashua Cavalier
  • “Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.” — Ozzy Osbourne
  • “Now if you're not part of the solution, stop being part of the problem.”
  • “Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.”
  • “Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.”
  • “You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.”
  • “If retail stores are lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?”
  • “Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.”
  • “Birthdays are good for you: the more you have, the longer you live.”
  • “How long is a minute? Depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.”
  • “Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.”
  • “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
  • “No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.”
  • “If things came easily in this life, we would never feel pride in our achievements.”
  • “Often we have no time for our friends but all the time in the world for our enemies.”
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