This is a complete collection of “foreign” quotes feeding the random “Think about it…” sidebar box. Russian expressions can be found in a separate post.
- “Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.”
- “When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.”
- “In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, read the label instructions on consumer goods.”
- “It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.”
- “At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”
- “I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.”
- “Man's biggest mistake is to believe that he's working for someone else.”
- “Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.”
- “Now if you're not part of the solution, stop being part of the problem.”
- “Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.”
- “Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.”
- “You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.”
- “If retail stores are lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?”
- “Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.”
- “Birthdays are good for you: the more you have, the longer you live.”
- “How long is a minute? Depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.”
- “Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.”
- “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
- “No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.”
- “If things came easily in this life, we would never feel pride in our achievements.”
- “Often we have no time for our friends but all the time in the world for our enemies.”
