Think about it…

This is a complete collection of “foreign” quotes feeding the random “Think about it…” sidebar box. Russian expressions can be found in a separate post.

  • “It's easy to say, "It's just like that, I cannot change it." Have you ever tried, anyway?” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.”
  • “Wagner's music is better than it sounds.” — Mark Twain
  • “It's on the other side.” (Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning)
  • “Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?”
  • “Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.” — H. L. Mencken
  • “Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.” — Jules de Gaultier
  • “When everything else fails, read the instructions.”
  • “The only thing we are able to do perfectly is messing things up.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “The shorter the skirt, the prettier the face.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “Before you get desperate about a young beautiful girl, remember she might get fat and ugly some day. Just like you are now.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.” — J. Raper
  • “Some red lights are not worth waiting at.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “Oh don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and none goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!”
  • “Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.” — Franklin P. Jones
  • “What good is a ticket to the good life if you can't find the entrance?”
  • “Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame thrower.”
  • “Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.”
  • “Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.”
  • “The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity — the rest is overhead for operating system.”
  • “If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number.”
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