Puns’n’slips

This is a complete collection of “foreign” quotes feeding the random “Puns’n’slips” sidebar box. Russian expressions can be found in a separate post.

  • “Let's compromise and say I'm right.”
  • “I was followed by luck. Still, I was quicker...”
  • “If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.”
  • “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
  • “Money talks... All mine usually says is "goodbye".”
  • “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” — Rodney Dangerfield
  • “My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.” — Henny Youngman
  • “You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.”
  • “Beauty is only a light switch away.”
  • “Jesus! Save me from your followers!”
  • “As I said before, I never repeat myself.”
  • “I have had a perfectly wonderful evening... But this wasn't it.”
  • “All rights reversed.”
  • “Punk's not dead. He just smells like that...”
  • “The shortest distance between two points is under construction.”
  • “Two beer or not two beer?” — Shakesbeer
  • “And God said, "No! No! Don't touch tha..."”
  • “Don't worry, but memento mori.”
  • “All rights ignored.”
  • “Rest in pieces!”
  • “God is real, unless declared integer.”
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