Puns’n’slips

This is a complete collection of “foreign” quotes feeding the random “Puns’n’slips” sidebar box. Russian expressions can be found in a separate post.

  • “The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.” — Dave Barry
  • “Sooner or later you must pay for your sins. (Those who have already paid may disregard this message.)”
  • “"Hello," he lied.” — Don Carpenter (quoting a Hollywood agent)
  • “Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.”
  • “If you make four mistakes in "milk", you'll get "beer".”
  • “Oregano, n.: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding.”
  • “I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.” — George Bernard Shaw
  • “If you were to choose between your wife and a movie star, which movie start would you choose?”
  • “Be all women informed that lying in bed, naked, entangled with somebody and screaming "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!" will not be considered praying.” (inofficial note from Vatican)
  • “Spelling is a lossed art.”
  • “There's no future in time travel.”
  • “The bogosity meter just pegged.”
  • “He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.” — Sydney Smith
  • “They can't hear you, 'cause they're still shooting at you!” (Mike Lowery in "Bad Boys II")
  • “Instrumetal.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “Are you sure you want to know the truth? Well, the truth is that I am a liar.” — Gray S. Oldman
  • “I know it all. I just can't remember it all at once.”
  • “I wish these were brains.” (on a T-shirt of a blondie)
  • “There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.”
  • “Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.”
  • “I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor
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