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Puns’n’slips

This is a complete collection of “foreign” quotes feeding the random “Puns’n’slips” sidebar box. Russian expressions can be found in a separate post.

  • “What can I do you for?”
  • “"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word for "bad hunter".”
  • “Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.” — Kurt Vonnegut
  • “Okay, okay, I'm taking my words back... Unf**k you!”
  • “Nobody is perfect. From the Universe's point of view, I am nobody.”
  • “Press any key to continue or any other key to exit.”
  • “If someone as blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?” — H. Ross Perot
  • “Plug'n'play, drag'n'drop, rock'n'roll, ping'n'pong.”
  • “Stillbeben.”
  • “I'm sorry I wrote such a long letter. I did not have the time to write a short one.” — Abraham Lincoln
  • “Beauty is only a light switch away.”
  • Yobfriend.”
  • “Cover you? Who's going to cover me? Cover me! Cover him! Cover everybody! When is someone gonna cover me for a change?” — Roger Murtaugh ("Lethal Weapon 3")
  • “You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.” — Martin Riggs ("Lethal Weapon 3")
  • “I'm too old for this ****!” — Roger Murtaugh ("Lethal Weapon")
  • “I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves.” — Martin Riggs ("Lethal Weapon")
  • “You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!” — Roger Murtaugh ("Lethal Weapon")
  • “I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.” — Steven Wright
  • “I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.” — Art Leo
  • “When I was a boy, I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.” — Clarence Darrow
  • “You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!”
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